Cody's Not So Fast Food

A couple of nights ago, Cody found his Walkie Talkies and asked his dad to play with him. Since Don was heading out the back door anyway, he agreed.

(Before reading any further, if you haven't already read my post  If Cody Won a Years Supply of Ice Cream , you'll want to do so now.)

This time, the conversation between Cody and his dad went like this...

Ring, ring...

Cody- "Hello?"

Don- "Oh hi! I'll have two tacos and some..uh...what do you call them?...cinnamon sticks?"

Cody- "10-4"

Don- "When will my order be ready?"

Cody- "10-4"

Don- "WHEN will my order be ready?"

Cody- "Soon."

Don- "What's soon? Two minutes? Five minutes? Ten minutes?"

Cody- "Tomorrow."

Skor Bar Cake

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Cake:

1 Yellow Cake Mix

2 Eggs

2 Cups Warm Water

1- 3 Oz. Box Instant Chocolate Pudding

Mix together and bake @ 350* for 30 minutes. Let cool completely.

Frosting:

1/2 Cup Melted Butter or Margarine

1 Cup Powdered Sugar

1 Tablespoon Instant Vanilla Pudding

Mix well. Blend in 1 (8 oz) Cool Whip. Top with 4 Skor Bars, Crumbled. Keep Refrigerated.

Cody's Idea of Foul Language

Don, Cody and I went out for fast food tonight and while we were waiting in line at the drive-thru, Cody kept saying, "Cody's a dipstick OB. Cody's a dipstick OB. Cody is a dipstick OB." (For some reason, he has been talking in first person lately.)

Finally he annoyed me enough to ask, "Cody! What IS a dipstick OB?"  and this was his answer...

"A dipstick OB is like a SOB, you know?"

Cody was calling himself a dipstick of a bitch. I think he's got the dipstick part right, but I'm not too fond of the beeotch part. :)