When it comes to the local news, my husband likes to look at two columns in particular. Let me put it this way... I can count on him to inform me if someone I know has either passed away or been arrested.
Annoyed and talking out loud (mostly to himself) while browsing the Internet this morning, Don said, "What did they do, change the layout of this page?! Where's the obituaries?"
Without delay, Cody reprimanded his dad and said, "Hey! How come you call him that? That's not nice!"
It seems that Cody thinks obituary is spelled oh-bitch-uary and is profanity.
Maybe it's not a curse word, but it sure does sound like one. :)