Kindergarten Cooking 101

Going through my recipe drawer this afternoon, I came across a "cookbook" that Katelyn's class made in Kindergarten twenty years ago. Although I can't share them all with you, I have picked out a few of my favorites. They are quite comical.

My favorite part? 5 cups of chocolate chips! Heck yeah!

I hope this kid's family takes turns mixing the fish sticks (without any fish) for 20 hours.

5 cups of white cheese on top of two pieces of spaghetti that have been cooked for 85 minutes. Yum!

Okay, I know this kid's dad and I'm pretty sure he doesn't even own a gun,
let alone set out to shoot his own turkey.

Now I know if I'm at the market and can't find the popcorn, all I have to do is head on over to the bakery department and ask the baker! By the way, is it just me or do you get the feeling that this family often burns their popcorn the first go-round?

So that's what my No-Bake cookies are missing. Sand!!

This last recipe came straight from the mouth of my daughter...

What can I say? Our family likes really sweet, undercooked, 0 inch that turn into 2 inch,
M&M Cookies without egg shells. Doesn't yours?