11 Things You'll Never See Me Wear
#11- A Tube Top. They may be the fad, but when I see them, I think of white trash and episodes of 'Cops'.
#10- A Mini Skirt.
#9- Fish Net Stockings. Try not to even imagine this.
#8- A Nose Ring. Hello Nose! No thanks.
#7- Wrangler Jeans. Might as well be 'Mom Jeans' or 'Pajama Jeans'.
#6- Bows in My Hair. I don't think I even wore these as a child. Did I mom?
#5- A Thong Bikini (not even in my own pool). Let's just move along...
#4- A Leather "Biker" Jacket. If you ever see me in one of these, get help. I've gone off the deep end.
#3- Socks with Sandals. I saw this a lot in Eugene.
#2- A Turtle Neck Shirt or Sweater.
#1- Anything Red. Redheads shouldn't wear red. I won't even buy a red car because it would make my hair look bad.
7 comments:
Yep, I'm with you. Some of those made me shudder to think of myself in that getup YIKES! By the way DeeAnn, my brownie recipe would be awesome with regular cocoa too!
Never would I have put a bow like that in your hair. lol. I did tie yarn ribbons around your pony tails. It was the thing back then :)
Me? Guilty of wearing all of the above. It was the 90s. I was young.
My mother in law wears a sweatshirt with embroidered kittens on. No, no, no.
@ carolinaheartstrings- I will try that!
@ Marilyn- Thank you. I knew you wouldn't have done that to me.
@ Big Daddy- How about doing a cartoon with you sporting all these items, right down to the nose ring? :)
@bbsmum- That's just wrong. I thought, for a split second, about putting Christmas sweatshirts on my list.
I could have gone through the day without having seen that picture of the thong bikinis! YUCK!
Haha, reading this well after publishing but enjoyed so much had to say so....
Alessa
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