I promised an 11 Things post on the 11th day of each month in 2011, so here goes...
11 Things You'll Never See Me Wear
#11- A Tube Top. They may be the fad, but when I see them, I think of white trash and episodes of 'Cops'.
#10- A Mini Skirt.
#9- Fish Net Stockings. Try not to even imagine this.
#8- A Nose Ring. Hello Nose! No thanks.
#7- Wrangler Jeans. Might as well be 'Mom Jeans' or 'Pajama Jeans'.
#6- Bows in My Hair. I don't think I even wore these as a child. Did I mom?
#5- A Thong Bikini (not even in my own pool). Let's just move along...
#4- A Leather "Biker" Jacket. If you ever see me in one of these, get help. I've gone off the deep end.
#3- Socks with Sandals. I saw this a lot in Eugene.
#2- A Turtle Neck Shirt or Sweater.
#1- Anything Red. Redheads shouldn't wear red. I won't even buy a red car because it would make my hair look bad.