John, a co-worker of mine in his early sixties, was recently assigned to work with a boy in 4th grade. A couple of days ago, John told his 4th grade student he wouldn't be coming to school for a couple of days because his doctor wanted him to have an Angiogram. The little boy looked at him sympathetically and said, "So......you're going to have your uterus taken out?"
John called me this afternoon to let me know that the
procedure went well. He said, "I'll be back tomorrow, uterus intact!"