"The Tub Stinks."

Cody was getting his pajamas on after his bath tonight when he blurted out, "The tub stinks."

In a matter of seconds, I had the following thoughts go through my head: Cody doesn't have the greatest sense of smell due to Choanal Atresia, so what could he possibly be smelling? What would make the tub smell bad? Are the pipes getting stinky? Crap, we remodeled and put in new plumbing three years ago. I mean, what the hell? Do we even have any Drano in the house? Should I plug in my Scentsy? I just cleaned the bathroom this morning!

Anyway, you get the picture.

So, I asked Cody, "Does it really?" (I'm sure I was giving him a WTF look, but he's blind, so that's irrelevant.)

He replied, "Yes it does, a little bit."

"What does it smell like?" I asked.

Cody answered, "It smells like butt, because I washed my butt good."

Seriously, how does one even reply to that?

FYI, there is no odor. This is just one example of Cody's autistic brain at work. He was letting me know he did a good job washing up.