Wednesday, September 29, 2010

25 Things a Kindergarten Teacher Says on a Daily Basis.

Please sit down.
Please sit up.
Sit on your pockets.
It's not time for recess.
Voices off.
Eye's on me.
Criss Cross Applesauce.
Control your bodies.
No. It's not time for recess.
Use your inside voice please.
Push in your chairs.
(Insert name) put your shoes back on.
No running in the classroom.
It's still not time for recess.
Everyone on the carpet.
Where should you be right now?
Quietly line up for recess.
We don't climb up the slide.
Everyone go to your tables.
Wait until you're finished with the glue before you wash your hands.
Is it a B Emergency (blood, barf, bathroom)?
We're all friends in Kindergarten.

and three of my favorite...

Put on your backpacks.
Line up to go home.
See you tomorrow!

For those of you who may be wondering, no worries! We praise the children as well. A lot!

4 comments:

Marilyn said...

YES,YES....I remember. Gotta love those kids :-)

Lynn said...

A "B" emergency...ha! never heard that one. I should ask my daughter's teacher for her list for the ASD classroom. It would be more like put your pants back on instead of shoes.

bbsmum said...

Very funny!

Loomis said...

interesting lol

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