Two of my boys, Chase and Casey, think I should go on Wife Swap. I have only seen this television program a couple of times and can't help but wonder, "Why on earth would my kids want to do this to me?"
Oh wait, I know! They would love to see me slap the sh*t out of the pathetic kids and laugh hysterically at the bawl baby husband! Okay, maybe it would be great entertainment. Thank you, but NO.