Sunday, November 7, 2010

How Do You Eat Your Oreos?

A few years back Katelyn was at her (then) boyfriend's house eating Oreo cookies. When Katelyn picked up a cookie and dunked it into her milk, they all looked at her as if she was from another planet. Apparently, the ex-boyfriend's family considered dunking cookies in milk inappropriate. Since then it has become a bit of a joke to ask Katelyn's boyfriends if they dunk Oreo's.

Amusingly, psychologists have discovered the way people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos and see your personality revealed below.

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little furious nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

Your Personality Revealed:

1. The whole thing- This means you consume life with abandon. You are fun to be with, exciting, and carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time- You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's ok, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical- You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Furious Nibbles- Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked- Everyone likes you because you are always upbeat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie- You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie- You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's okay, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside- You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them- Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help --- immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies- You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.


Big Daddy Autism said...

I'm not telling which one I was, but the assessment was dead on. (Don't tell anyone else but I am a #6)

dluvscoke said...

Compulsive liar? Criminal Behavior? Who am I associating with here? HaHa

bbsmum said...

"You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life."
Well, that bit's spot on. #5, that's me all over. No sign yet of the narcotic addiction, but who knows what I may decide to do to pass the time in my retirement home?

Annie said...

twisted apart with VERY little cream, just enough to hold the two sides together - sometimes dipped in milk. sometimes not

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